NPC
Oh-See
(white transfeminine minor, she/her)
i reblog and post a lot of untagged horror and insects
Lol John Deere executives think they can break the worker’s strike by having Terry from HR build an engine.
Anyone else have the “Shake Hands With Danger” song playing in their heads?
For those unaware of this masterpierce, it’s from a 1980′s industrial safety training video, and it’s main character is named ‘Three Finger Joe.’
I’m just imagining some farmer trying to fix his combine in 2023, saying “I don’t know why it won’t work, it’s only 2 years old,” and then they open up the engine and the dusty hand bones of a middle manager fall out.
Flattened clown beetle, Hololepta aequalis,
Histeridae
Found in the US and Canada, primarily in the east
Photos 1-9 by treegrow and 10 (for scale) by beetlehunter000
Funny cartoony senior staff :)
(ID: 2 slides of cartoony busts of senior staff next to their signatures over a purple background. Top-left is kondraki, who is a large square man with a dark brown, graying beard. He wears a big dark green jacket and matching cap. He has small rectangular glasses and a purple turtleneck. He is holding a katana over his shoulder and grimacing. His signature is big and blocky in all caps. Top-right is bright, he is a lanky man with moles all over his face and long messy brown hair pulled into a ponytail. He is hunched over holding his amulet in one hand and resting his face in the other. He has a sad expression and wears a pink tinted labcoat with a partially unbuttoned bright pink shirt underneath. His signature is small and rounded with a large B. Bottom-left is alto clef. He is a short fat man with half his face covered in a starburst scar and his waving right hand covered in a burn scar down his forearm. He has shaggy graying blonde hair in a short braid under a straw hat with flowers in it. He is covered in freckles smiling a sharp toothed grin. He is in a orange vacation shirt over an ac/dc graphic tee. His signature is thin and sharp with big capital letters. Bottom-left is iceberg, who is wearing a confused-disgusted expression and holding a fistful of paperwork. He has blue scleras and rectangular glasses, as well as shoulder length locs dyed blue at the ends. He wears a blue tinted labcoat with a purple scarf and pink sweater. His signature is thin, neat cursive with a bold capital l. Top-left of slide 2 is gears. He is a thin, expressionless man with his hands folded. He wears small circular glasses and a warm grey labcoat over a grey shirt and pink paisley tie. He is balding with grey hair, his signature is neat print. Top-right is glass. He has long messy brown hair loosely tied into a low bun and big square glasses. He is holding his face in exasperation and grimacing. He wears a purple tinted labcoat and wrinkled shirt with an orange and yellow bowtie. He has an arrow pointing to him labeled “needs a break” and his signature looks like pharmacist handwriting. Bottom-left is kaine, who is a golden retriever with glasses and a tie, as well as strangely human eyes. His arrow says “has committed unspeakable atrocities” and his signature is a paw print. End ID)